broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

"season four is jessica lange’s last season"

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cubebreaker:

Artist couple Andreas Kunert and Naomi Zettle create these gorgeous stone wall art installations for commissions both public and private.

dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
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